The Unprovoked Street Attack on John

Mark told his friend, I love you bro, before thrusting the knife into John's chest. He waited for British Secret Intelligence service super-spy Janet Dobinson to arrive and tell him what to do next. As there was no sign of Janet Dobinson, Mark decided to call emergency services as a pseudo-detective. When police descended on Goose Green, Mark lied to officers, stating an unknown man dressed in black clothing and a baseball cap randomly attacked his friend. Police reviewed CCTV footage collected from security cameras located throughout Goose Green at the time of the attack. Footage taken from a camera directly facing the entrance of the alleyway showed Mark and John enter. Yet nobody else went