The Secrets of Adulthood

When I first moved to Alaska to live with my dad in his bathroom upstairs in his three bedroom condo, the first condo anybody had ever seen. He had a framed Kleiben drawing or, or rather page, full page that someone had had exact ode out of a playboy and put in an elaborate frame. And so as a 10 year old newly moved to Alaska, every time I went to the bathroom, I would study this,. trying to, trying to divine the secrets of adulthood from the sexuality. But then one day it was gone and I still don't know the secrets of adult life. You would have figured it all out if I'd seen it just a few more,