The Bear Experience

I was camping with my parents and my brother when I was young. My parents went for like a little walk and left me and my brother alone. When they came back, there's this huge fucking bear sniffing around at the garbage cans. He made it up to our camper but had to wait until he was far enough away. And then my dad went to speak to the people who run the camper,. whatever. They still had to like tranquilize him and airlift him out into the wild or whatever. But yeah, it could have been a pretty nasty one. The note in question is a scrappy piece of paper that says I have a tiny penis with three triangles.