Ordering Wine in Short Forms - I Don't Get the Cab So

I dare you to order a bottle of wine and say no to it and choose another one. I actually... Like how much money would you have to pay? Enough that I could pay them for it. It's still like kind of douchey anyway. You can drink it, but I just can't drink this. Give me the other one. So you buy the bottle for the waiter, then you order the second one. That would be like... Yeah, I would feel way less bad about that.