What if I Was One of the 15 First Ones?

I was in the first five original stand up specials. I think i was the lowest paid out of the five. There's a bill crosbie neclik special that is filmed that no one has ever seen. People have seen it, but like, no one officially has ever seen it. It's probably pretty good. It's never aired because before thet were gon to air, it was o. So so i can't, that was when i did, like, the whole o gon control thing. And i don't think my pecial did very well initially. But then, you know, a few school massacres later, and then people started watching it. You know,