Semen Stealing

There is a lot of money to be made in stealing semen. There are two different official terms that I have found for semen theft. The first is sperm jacking and the second is spurgling. These are like professionals who like come up with these terms. So again, this is, you know, funny because come, but there's nothing sinister here. It's just in the same way that literally everything is people have spun it up into a nonsense thing.