The First Chapter of Rachel's First Book, I Pead My Pants, Is Like a Bold Statement

Every chapter of all her books starts with some sort of relatable anecdote that, a centimeter below the surface, is like, not that relatable. She's doing this, like, no kind of fake relateability where she's like, oh, like, i'm married to the super hunkey guy who justi happens to be an extremely high level disney executive. That means sometimes I get to wear dresses like a princess and drink free wine in well lit ball rooms. Before you get the wrong impression, i'm not fancy enough to go to the academy at wards. But his job certainly is.