Rattlesnake Fiction

The one that seems most reasonable, potentially, I think is the snake and I may just pick that because it sounds more reasonable than the other ones. The SOS one seems like the most ludicrous. It doesn't even make sense. But what if you needed to get from this airstrip to that airstrip and in between was a volcano? 1500 years ago, I don't know what was on the menu. Don't think whole rattlesnake was probably common. So I would not be surprised if someone ate a snake. Would it be funny if it was on a bet or a dare?