The Octopus Teacher and the Shark

I always like to have a little peruse, you know. It kind of gets me in the mood. Vongolay comes up a surprising amount - Harry Hill chose it. My octopus teacher broke my heart because I can't eat anything with tendrils now. So rather than watching it and changing my mind, I'm just going to head in the sound. Loads more documentaries out there. Do you know what I mean? You don't fucking do it. And is this because the man sat on the beach just throwing clams at you? Yeah. He's suggesting things by chucking them at your head basically. If you go through the sort of ritual of pretending to