The Importance of Nicknames

When someone has a name that's fairly well known and it's a foreign name, I like to change it a little bit to make it look like I'm in the know. So I could have said Jean Claude von Dom, but I said Jacques Clonvondam. People who are really good friends have little nicknames or little shortcuts for each other. I call them Jod. Your nickname for Jean Claude van Dom is Jean Claude. You're so stupid. That's what he likes to be called. Say, Hey, Jod Claude. And you will get a very warm reception. Has anyone come up to you on the street and gone, can I have God made her