The First Time Ever an English Guy Won the Fuck in the Wimbledon

The first time ever an english guy won the wimbledon. Turns out the guy was scottish. Most people in ireland can't stand them either. They're not a very well liked group of people. And you know why? People are just hating on them. Great britain, the english empire, they got, you know, something they they' like a franchise that got bought out. Um, so that's it, right there. You can't be a top o. It's coming to an end here, people. Something's goin to fuck and happen. All right? So you got to get your as in shape, you got to start growing tomatoes