How to Bully the Media During Your Pontificate

"I would try very hard. I would fail on day three, but I would try really hard not to speak during my pontificate," he says. "If I'm going to say anything, I would bring up beautiful papal encyclicals throughout the centuries and tell the church to study them." He adds: "The things that we'll get, they don't want to say... And when they don't do it, I'll send you around the world to just, I want you to strip them naked".