Are You a Little Angry That No One Even Tried to Get My Good Size?

As a child, games are like awkwardly sexual. I don't ever remember being like, let's play doctor. But I know that at some point in my life, someone wanted to play doctor and I was like, you're fucking weirdo. Playing house is like, I loved playing house and like being the mom. And now I'm like, that's disgusting. Why wasn't I playing like podcast host? Like niche podcast world. Oh, I'm glad you're back and you didn't get kidnapped. Josh, what is gaslighting? Wrong. Go give me 20 pushups."