The Queen of Pet Peeves

I've always wanted to be a lawyer since I was eight years old. It makes me think the closest that the applicant has ever come to service work is Charles Dickens. Footnotes are just abhorrent. Do not drop footnotes. Tiny fonts, tight margins, single spacing. Please make it easy for me to read. You feel even worse about fitness than I feel about them. Long quotes, really any quotes. Nope, don't include them. We want to hear what you're saying. Now what else do you have to say? Let us know at jennifer@dailymail.co.uk.