The Importance of Being a Man

I had a friend that was in Iraq and he was mostly, I think, in Kuwait. And he didn't, he had a similar job. He really didn't do anything. But he was like, I spent so much time over there jerking off in Porta John's that when I came back, like I had a Pavlovian every time I would smell a Porta John,. Oh my God. No dude, I remember war. War. I make you a man. You don't got to go to war. Just go work a construction site in Texas. There was a guy that apparently the rumor going around was that he liked to, to jack off in the Port