What a Slow News Day Looks Like

Alexepse's peremptive, suppressive attack was so effective that the washington post is defending itself in public against the guy they were trying to destroy. They're playing defense on a story they haven't even published. Is there anything less newsy than an entertainer talking about another entertainer who did something with another entertainer? I don't think you could become less relevant than that. And i'm waiting for something like she was working on a story about, she just published a story about,. and the people are complaining about and the trolls are after her because it's not there. Why would they leave that o it isn't the most important part of the story