The Only Dwarf in the World?

The three of you come out of the of the bunk fully, fully decked out in hammer head gear. You walk into this room, singing a show tunes, and everyone inside this building looks at you and kills you. The way to infiltrate anything in disguise is with confidence. They will welcome us with open greasy arms. There are two ruffians working on one car who got considerably cleaner than the others. This six-figure figure is not wearing an outfit; he's actually a dwarf. So all o, the only dwarf in the world. That would be perfect. Well, it would be if we cn get, if wen get captain lew albano to