Richard Nixon's Maiden Name - Millhouse

For about 80 years during the Victorian era, that story was changed so that he said, chismet Hardy because they were too squeamish about the idea of two men kissing each other. No one would have said kiss me Hardy. Why do you say chismet me Hardy? Isn't that because he wasn't a fake pirate? I bet Hardy got a load of those jokes all the way through his name. Can anyone tell me what Richard Nixon's middle name is? Millhouse.