Pod Gus, a Captain's Table

Mark derdan smith, on board the reave gosh, and to the captain's table. He opens the bowling with me occasionally at our cricket club when injuries dictate no one else is available from either end. As a person you would want on your pirate ship entertaining the crew, i don't think he has any equal. The usual tipple would be lochloman, scotch, single malt,. Do you take it with ice? Water, ginger ale, coke, straight up? How do you want it? Wellwell, if dawn's on the boat, she'll be giggling with you.