Toilet-Glub-Glob?

I don't agree with just wiping your bits up with clothes. Just go to the toilet, right? Get your phone. Let it drip out. Sit on your phone on the toilet for five minutes. The old-fashioned weird. Glub-glub-glob. And they just come out. There's a pot. I'm sorry, I'm getting angry. I keep moving the thing. I'm a prop-ass scrub. You know I am. Like, literally your beef this week was at a left floss. What'd you say? Fucking hell. What were you thinking about? Spong... You were always thinking about Spong. Do you know what