The First Time I Did Stand Up

I was going to do med school. I did the MCAT and junior year. The first time I did stand up, only been loud in puns. That's all I knew. And then they go in these shows and like they fucking bloom and I'm like, Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. You're like, and you should have bought the quality of another quality. It's like a video game. If you kill that mic host and you win that, you know, and shit. And one day you defeat David. David will come and be like, now he must fight. No, not David. I'll definitely do to Friedland. You got to beat the world