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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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The Importance of Being Funny

I love a huge penis. I also don't have a tight little pussy. A big honking dick is something that I want. I like them tall, but I'm open to a short person. I like hair. I like a full head of hair and good teeth. Kind eyes and then they have to be nice and kind of funny. Yeah. Like funny in a way where like they say things that are funny and they're not like trying to be fun. Just sort of unexpected sort of, you know, not like try to like bump set spike a joke,. It just sort of comes up and you're like, oh, he just said that. That's what we want

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