What if I Go to Stock Market and I Have a Slip of Paper?

I thought, legitimately, that the papers in their hand were the shares. I thoughtha, that was like, wha peple talk about shares in movies. They open up old boxesr like, what? This is a hundred shares of shares telephones. And then they look at it, and it does say apple in big letters, but then there's a small s at the end of it,. cause i've just sold them shares in apples, the fruit. Then now i'm 500 dollars richer, and nobody eats fucking apples any more. Is that legal? Yes, yes. Sohat right. Ok, travis, please m because you see em and they're