The Small Penis Defence

When it popped up in Pride and Prejudice, Midway, I was extremely surprised. They used to have that thing called the small penis defence. Do you remember that? The idea is you put someone in your book and you make it so it's obviously them, but you say this character has a small penis. Well, one person who didn't have a very small penis was Russ Futen. Some people said he did. One doctor's report from 1912 or 13 said he had completely shriveled testicles. But not so large that they were able to actually chop a healthy chunk out for each.