The Absurdity of War in Paraguay

This chapter highlights the chaotic and humorous challenges faced by the Paraguayan military during their ill-prepared expedition into Brazil in the War of the Triple Alliance. It explores the miscalculations of leadership, the absurdities of military strategy, and the tragicomic consequences of their actions, including a disastrous steamship incident. The narrative also delves into the geopolitical tensions surrounding Paraguay's ambitions and the misunderstandings with neighboring countries, culminating in an unexpected declaration of war and subsequent naval conflicts.