
8: History of Everything: The Tale of Timothy Dexter
History of Everything
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I Don't Hate You, but You're Going to Die
When his ships arrived in Barbados, no one needed a device to make their bed warmer. Now, on the other hand, a cooling pan would have been way more successful. But this is an age before electricity. So it's not exactly something that would work. Also, I don't melt. They'll have a soggy mattress. And then he gets into floorboards and then you're going to rot.
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