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Laugh Hard w/ Louis C.K. | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 169

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Cleopatra Queen of the Nile

There's a movie in the 50s called I want to say Cleopatra Queen of the Nile or something. And they use quicksand as a device as a plot. At least they're definitely 18 years old. So it's not like there's anything wrong with watching that. But did anybody jack off to Abbott and Costello? Well, no, it was never Abbott and Costellos getting quicksand. It was the woman getting caught in quicksland.

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Speaker 2
Oh my god. She kind of fucks it up at the end. Yeah. At least they're definitely 18 years old. So it's not like there's anything wrong with watching
Speaker 1
that. So this is a trigger for some dudes. I'll tell you why. Cleopatra. Tell me why. There's a movie in the 50s called I want to say Cleopatra Queen of the Nile or something. And they use quicksand as a device as a plot. It used to be a point. Everything in movies, quicksand because of this one movie, this one movie. Really? Effortiti? Is that what it was? Effortiti Queen of the Nile. Effortiti Queen of the Nile used quicksand as a plot device. And it was the biggest blockbuster of the summer. So and they started at that point, they were branching out making television shows in LA. And they were like, they're all hacks and they're like quicksand quicksand. So if you remember, Abbott Costello always ran into quicksand. Yes, they did. They were quicksand was in every country. Like he'd be riding his horse and he'd get off and get stuck in quicksand. Everyone got stuck in
Speaker 2
quicksand. But did anybody jack off to Abbott and Costello? Well, no, it was never Abbott and Costello getting quicksand. It was the woman getting caught
Speaker 1
in quicksand. Oh, I see. So then all of a sudden, there's a bunch of probably 62 year old dudes who their only bit of porn they got to see was a chick getting put in quicksand. Wow. Yeah, pretty
Speaker 2
interesting. Yeah. I mean, I get it. I get those. Look, see, look at her. I get, I don't know. It's something about somebody being enclosed and it's like a, I get it. It's like a woman inside of a pussy or something. Maybe.
Speaker 1
Yeah, kind of. Yeah. I definitely, I definitely get it. I get it. I've watched a lot of it. I get it. I've gotten into some fucking some holes on these where I get it too much. Right. Yeah. But then I saw a dude actually getting caught in quicksand. I can't find the clip in real life. No, no, my fucking buddy, my buddy John Mann is my cameraman. His brother got caught in real quicksand as a kid and it crushes you. Like you die. It's not this dude, this dude in England, Louis, he was doing a thing for his TV show. He was all right. I'm not going to with accents. He's like, it's going to get me legs stuck in quicksand a little bit. So here we go. All right. Now luckily we got experts around here. They can shoot in there, pull me out. Easy peasy. Lemon squeezy. Here we go. And he starts going and he goes, ah, and this is getting tight. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I can't really feel my toes. Is that bad? Should I worry about that? Okay. They're saying this is deep enough. And then the guy proceeds to sink. Oh no. And they can't get him the fuck. Oh no. And I'm watching like, ah, oh no. It is. And you can see I'm panicking. And he's like, no, come on. Someone give me honor. Get it. Someone call someone. And it is what happens. I don't know. I remember. You don't remember. I think they get him out. Right. He doesn't die. He doesn't die
Speaker 2
on faces of death.

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