The Pain of Adopting a Dog

"I wouldn't mind if I was at least used for protein like that's fair," he says. "It didn't break my pants, but it did cause some bleeding and man it hurt." A pit bull lagged himself onto the back of his knee while trying to open an air lock door in a storefront on Fairfax Avenue. He'd rather be 'the snack of an apex predator' than have ashes entwined with roots of a tree.