Jacob's Personality Disorders

Jacob gets to go first. Jacob is a professional audio engineer for Las Vegas shows, and he's been doing our show for a long time. And we have anointed him a life coach because fuck. You don't need qualification to be a life coach. He has more than most. My qualifications are I can run audio for shows, and I'm a comedian. End of qualifications. It wouldn't be the first time I've been snubbed. All right. So he's going narcissistic. No, no, he's a scissor tipple. Did it actually play? OK. We forgot to unmute that channel if you guys hear us.