How to Gather Reindeer Urine

If I were a deity and I were going to appear as a mushroom, I'd definitely be one of those red ones with the white spots. Those are the ones that make reindeer crazy. Did you know that? Back in old Viking times, they'd go out and look for these mushrooms and get high as kites. But then the snow would come and they couldn't find them anymore. So they would dig them out and they would eatThese mushrooms and get totally soused. They would like stagger around with their eyes twirling. That's where random drug testing came from children. And a merry Christmas.