The God of the Survivor, Paul Manafort

"I don't want him dead yet. I want him to spend the rest of his life in prison," says CNN's John Sutter. "The God of the survivors is going to die alone in hyped by bilingslash and realizing that he's being so Yeah, totally." The former White House campaign manager has been accused of inciting violent protests against President Barack Obama during last year's election. He was also charged with money laundering for a Ukrainian political party.