The Importance of Parenting a Designer Baby

I just want to clarify that I am anti-Hitler in case that wasn't clear earlier. The problem with the cheaper designer babies is you never really know what you're getting two days after you take them home. It turns out you can only speak Slovenian, which is fine if you're Slovenian,. but surprisingly few people out of the total human population are. To be fair, aren't we knock-off designer babies? Speak for yourself, aren’t we?"