Introduction

This episode of Distractable is brought to you by McDonald's. Wade gets hammered playing with himself in a mine, but meets Molly because of it. Bald Bob admits he wooed his wife, sexting during boring business meetings. Amidst-cropping spit is a key to happiness, and that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Yes, it's time for It's Mark's Birthday. Happy Birthday, boss. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted, and enjoy the show.