Did Ye Crash It at Any Time?

I really wanted to drive, got that i wanted to drive. My dad was a very nice, very nice man. Er, he had a very flash car, actually. He came up one day with this ful zephyr zodiac which was lilac coloured. So e didn't take any professional driving lessons. Didn't pay people to teach me at all. I took my driving test, and i passed well. Just like that. But t question that we all want to know, did ye crash it at any time? You dide dimes how wonderful this car was? I did, isn't? I didn't. Well, passt, first time. So i've