The Best Joke Ever

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from the Northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout. Ambrose Parre, who was a famous doctor in the 15th century, saw a beggar in Paris begging him for money. Who did so by lifting her skirts to reveal a prolapsed rectum. It was over half a foot long, leaking past light fluid over her legs and garments. But his companion then attacked the woman and said, you're a big faker. You don't look sick enough to have a prolapsedrectum. And eventually she was forced to reveal that it was actually the prolapsed rectal of an ox. No one is buying this at home except Adi.