The Unkillable Track Demon

"I think he has like 40 extra pounds of muscle That he's not used to moving around in So he looks real clumsy And he speaks real gently Look but not in a menacing way Are you saying he trained for tracks?" "The movie very carefully shows this that he can't be killed Like people are shooting him point blank range I believe he says he's never been shot He doesn't know what it is" 'His sidekick Ditar Is actually a time traveler, a dimension traveler Who's here trying to steer this unkillable track demon In a way that does not destroy the universe'