Introduction

In 1986 my very first book came out and it was reviewed in Publishers Weekly They liked it. I was on a roll 100% positive reviews It's been all downhill since then Last week I got into a lift and the driver had a perfect five star rating. He'd only been driving for about a week later in the day this guy had 2,000 reviews five stars. Daniel Radcliffe is one of gold's most unattractive creations since the old one When I grow up, I hope I can be as ugly in as many different hairstyles as Jason Schwartzman. Julianna Margulies is one of the finest ugly women I have seen Jordana Brewster is the next Meryl Stre