"I am a being that's having a wild experience on the planet. I wish that realization for all of you out there, that you're not subject to all this shape." "We've got a lot of great gas coming up. There's going to be a lot of fun... i'm really pumped," he says. 'This state's too goddamnd sloppy to be facest everyone's too fat'
Tim explains why many of you are wasting your life, and how you should be more effectively doing so. He talks his family's Thanksgiving traditions, how Youtubers are saving the world, why the American party is over, and the future outcome of the election.