How to Give a Commencement Speech

"I would like them to give me an honorary don't. What do I have to do?" "How much did you pay them? How much did we pay the, how should we pay the victory?" "My tassel is a little messed up, but you know, no sweat." 'It actually was not amazing, but definitely better than the first one,' he says of his second speech. "'Lila got an honorary doctorate' Where's mine?' she asks him as they text back and forth. ''You're a Franciscan patriarch, practically, living here?'"