I've Been Attacked by a Whale, You Know?

"I'veeno, i don't know if it categorizes, is like an attack," he says. "It was at the d oaland of yor surfin i ro no ican." The orka knocked him off his board on a 30 foot wave and right into another whale. It's not as soft as they look,. You see them, it look like you think it would be like a trampline or something, but it's really fuckind hard and really cold.