The Rage of Innocence
Lovett or Leave It
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The Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation of Mike Pence
A flood allegedly damaged the computers where surveillance video logs were stored at Mar-a-Lago after a shockingly convenient mishap in which an employee drained the compound swimming pool into the server rooms. The same employee then accidentally spilled the resort's entire supply of hammers directly onto the hard drive. And then he tripped over a roller chair that knocked the official Mar-a.-Lago comically large magnet directly into the servers. That's Mr. Bean. In other news, on Monday former Vice President Mike Pence filed paperwork officially declaring his presidential campaign which will pin him against his high school tormentor Donald Trump. I'm going to show Trump how it's done said Pence while drafting the speech in
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