The Upside of Anyone Tweeting

Only a small minority of dorks even use Twitter. There are more country music stars named Luke than people who tweet. When you log in, it shouldn't ask you to pick three stoplights. Are you reporting a natural disaster? An authoritarian government? Whistle blowing? Harassment by the police? Or are you defending Beyonce? Then and only then, should you get to tweet? Outside of that, what the f*** is the upside of anyone tweeting?