What's the Key to a Good Fake Baseball Name?

A good fake baseball name is ambiguous first and last names. There are not full stats, although i did have a guy write me an offer to a put that information together. I try to have a little back story in there, but mostly it'sit selected very early, like announcing the players. Although i do always have an on field disturbance of some hilarious kindsay,. That's my other rule.