How Did the Launch Go?

Launch day was rather depressing because nothing worked. The waking up was pretty crazy because the Reddit post had actually been deleted. So I ended up doing a $5 lifetime sale, which kind of shot myself in the foot. And now I just have to support them forever, which is, you know, that's on me. No one complains about the subscription as expensive as it is. That's always what they say: "Oh, but that's too expensive"