The Budget Debt Debt Is Fat

Britan is about to go on a fiscal diet reducing a deficit is very much like losing weight. You don't want to do it too quickly, or you'll just pile it all straight back on. Successive governments of spoon fed us so much sugar to make the economy go down that britain has now developed weapons grad die beating. We are tightening them round the neck of public spending whilst kicking the chair of social justice from underneath its trushing feet. I've cut 25 % of the best jokes of my show out. Y el, the shows hen near as funny as it should be, but that is for valid satirical reasons.