This chapter humorously examines the quirks of wildlife, focusing on seagulls and their audacious feeding behaviors, particularly during fish and chips outings. It explores a range of crabs, from the unsettling giant spider crab to the formidable coconut crab, highlighting their unique adaptations and culinary significance. The discussion is peppered with personal anecdotes and a mix of fascination and fear towards these intriguing yet alarming creatures.