What the Fuck?

"I would rather eat a melon pan than two cokes," he says of Japanese food. "There are a bomb in a piece of burgers, I fucking love them." A double cheeseburger at McDonald's has been more engineered than any burger in the world; that is why you will never say no to it. The best part of a hamburger: It's like the pizza thing, dude. You're there for the patty.