If you need a good euphemism for masturbation, always slap your salami. I don't know about that because sometimes they seem like they're doing jerky things all throughout this book. Bark, woof. Sticks, bones, fetch, tail for. Cooch, wag, snout, snout maybe it's not as dog specific and then you can get into breeds, but be careful with that. Don't go too obscure with the breed. If you, the listeners, have a good dog name pun, I want to hear it.
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