Spud's Story Speaking

Spud is a freak of nature who just like picked up ultimate for Funsy Bears and then became ranked in Australia, the continent. He's always been innovating the game. In middle school we would rank who was coolest by who could clap their balls loudest by thrusting their hips. And I got roasted because I couldn't make my balls clap against my butt cheek. When it claps, you're on to your back. It goes. The shop life is famous. You go too hard they get stuck up there. Spitting bones. Coach, please again. Third time today. Yeah. Well, they'll get something.