I Just Farted. O Pleasei Didn't Hear It.

I just farted. O pleasei didn't hear it. It totally happened without me even like noticing it was happening. And that is the scariest type of fart, when it like happens and you don't notice it until it's already like half way done. I really, really do believe that award shows, like the grammies and the oscars and things like that, incorporate this competition element so that, you know, more people are going to get emotionally invested in them. Instead of its just being this peaceful and wholesome event where all the popin movies and music creations of the year just get to be show cased and discussed. But why? I know